New Lanvin Lattés this Autumn!

Olivier Lapidus, Lanvin’s Creative Director, has announced his wishes to make Lanvin a “French Michael Kors” (and proceeded to show a very, well, #basic collection for SS18). Rumours abound of a Starbucks collaboration around the corner, with special it-bag spices for the basic bitch in all of us. Because if everyone else doesn’t already have one, it’s not worth it. Brewed in China, of course.

Giving you what you don’t know you want yet!

Hello everyone, to all my fervently admiring fans out there, I am back at last!

After some miserable decades rolling in my grave at the thought of white, white, white MINIMALISM overtaking the fashion world…. of foolish SUPERFICIALITY Trumping* hard-hitting stories… and of STERILE, politically correct pragmatism overriding any semblance of HOPE or DREAMS in our lives… I’ve finally returned to once again dominate as THE Fashion Editor.

Now with THE Fashion Magazine of the moment, Yanker, of course. Stay tuned for some sorely-needed glamour, fantasy and triumphant satire. I’m a reporter, for Christ’s sake – I know news when I see it. And I am most definitely not here to please the bourgeoisie of Internet Land. This is fashion we’re talking about: please get with it! And never forget to ask yourself—


*Yes, this is a reference to Donald Trump.