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FASHION FEATURES

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WHAT ARE THESE STORIES? ARE THEY FACT? ARE THEY FICTION?

THEY'RE FACTION.

YANKER's stories are works of satire. Names, characters, places, incidents and dialogue are products of the author's imagination applied to his cultural surroundings. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely intentional.

THE LATEST:

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Backstage at Versace SS18

Overheard at the Versace SS18 show, the newer insta-models have no idea who Gianni Versace is. Maybe that's why Donatella had the legendary 5 show them how it's done? Inspired by a quote from The New York Times. Read more...

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Burberry's SS18 Drunk Dial

What on earth is Burberry up to this season?! I know she must be jealous of all the 'streetwear' collabs going on, between Louis Vuitton x Supreme and Demna Gvasalia making IKEA bag copies at Balenciaga. But come on Burberry, get a grip! Read more...

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CSM's BA Fashion Press Show 2017

Missed the 3-hour action at Central Saint Martins this year? Not bothered to read another artificially sweetened review of over 100 students' collections? Not to worry, we've covered it for you—in a single gif. Read more...

YANKER vol. 1

The Original (1 metre tall x 1.7 metres wide)
THE PINNACLE OF PRETENSION

now selling for £50,000,000
True glamour isn't cheap...

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But Diana, why would you run stories like these?

"Because I'm a reporter. I know news when I see it! What do you think we're talking about, for Christ's sake—pleasing the bourgeouisie of some Troll-Friendly Social-Networking Procrastination Monopoly?! We're talking fashion—please get with it."

—Diana Cholmondeley, YANKER vol. 1